Things today that are kind of awesome:
- I can grind coffee beans with impunity! No need to worry about a baby napping.
- I can get through a conference call without apologizing for a baby fart!
- I can go to the gym!
- I can lavish attention on my cats, who I sometimes go days without thinking about!
Don't get me wrong, I will be running stop signs to get to her this afternoon. But before that, I will enjoy the luxury of the next 6 hours. Even though I'm working.
Because working for The Man is waaaaaay easier than working for The Baby.